pwnd!

Simon peed on me. On purpose too. Tricky lil' fella.

I was changing his diaper thinking the gun was unloaded since he just wet his diaper. Babies don't like getting their diapers changed. As I'm changing him, I'm trying to comfort him. I wipe him down, and I wrap him in a little blanket so that he's not cold (and so that he's covered so he can't pee on me). As I'm throwing away his diaper, he's laying on the changing table, I have my hand on him at arms length (2 to 3 feet away), he grabs his blanket, pulls it up to uncover himself, and BOOM! pees all over me. Crazy little sniper.